It took me a few stabs to finally finish college. The events that pushed me to finish the job were not what I expected.
Underachiever of the Year
When I was in early elementary school, I realized that I was a quick study compared to the others in my public school class. By second grade, they had already shuffled me into a “Gifted and Talented” course with a few other bright kids. While everyone else was learning multiplication and division, we were building structures, learning about endangered species, and learning how to program on an old TRS-80 computer the school had sitting around. In the third grade, I discovered that I could ace tests without doing any homework, an enlightenment I would suffer straight through high school. As such, I would do just enough to not have my teachers send the dreaded “One Subject Report” to my parents for signatures, an encounter I was loathe to regularly repeat. I miraculously ended up being allowed to take high school level courses in seventh and eighth grade, which I carried on with an equal lack of zeal. (Aside: around this time period I was very interested in computer programming and music, and I spent endless hours messing with my family’s PC and playing my sax. But I’ll save those topics for another day.)
In high school, I became very active with the marching band and, like so many others my age, dating. I maintained better than average grades in A & Honors level courses, despite putting mediocre efforts into my work. My grades took a bit of a dive in my senior year as senioritis set in and I was tired of school. Still, my folks encouraged me to go to college nearby at NJIT, Stevens, or Seton Hall. I settled on NJIT because it had direct access to a train via the subway which would get me home and to my girlfriend’s college.
In Flagrante Delicto
Through the opening months of college, that high school romance waxed and waned, and I began to mess around with various other girls during intermissions. One of those girls was Kate. She was a brief flicker in my romantic history, but an encounter involving her seems to be the first instance where someone called me on my nonsense.
Kate and I liked to drink. A lot. Frat parties, in our rooms, other colleges, whatever. One night, we got hammered on Everclear w/Hawaiian Punch & shots of Jack Daniels while watching the best film ever: Stigmata. Naturally, we followed this up with messing around, until there was a knock at my dorm room door. I expected this to be my friend Alex who was with us earlier, but as I shirtlessly flung open the door I was greeted by my Resident Advisor. He looked at me, then the bottle of Jack on the floor, then Kate, then me again. He sighed and asked me to step outside. He and the other RAs grilled Kate and me for an hour trying to paint me as some kind of advantage-taking rapist-to-be, but after Kate’s cries in protest they capitulated. We were both written up for underage drinking and sentenced to put on an anti-drinking seminar and to see a psychiatrist.
The shrink sat me down and began to probe about the regularity of my drinking, why my grades were terrible (I would leave NJIT two semesters later with a 1.25 GPA), and why I didn’t seem to care about how much trouble I was in. I halfheartedly responded to his inquiries, and detecting this, he gave me his professional opinion: I was a chronic underachiever and I had a distinct problem with authority.
At the time, I blew him off.
That diagnosis still haunts my dreams.
Knocks like “Thuuupppp”
Over the course of the next ten years, various women in my life would utter these words:
“Well, you’d have to read this graph. It’s pretty technical…I don’t expect you to be able to do that.” – Female boss, describing a linear graph I’d encountered regularly since elementary school.
“You don’t have any ambitions beyond lunch.” – Ex-girlfriend.
“I could never date you. You’re not smart enough.” – PhD girl that I was interested in up until that exact moment.
“You weren’t going anywhere.” – Ex-girlfriend, many years later, describing why she moved on.
If there ever was a case for thick skulls, mine is certainly on the list. Each woman gave me the tough love that I desperately needed to hear, but my natural response was to be angry at them. “Why were they all so mean to me?” I recoiled. “Why can’t they just like me for who I am inside?” I’d wonder, all the while knowing I wasn’t living up to that mysterious word we call potential. “I’m a drafter at an engineering firm, screw you!” echoed in my head as I tried to rationalize my existence. It didn’t work.
As the economy dwindled in 2009 & early 2010, the situation at my employer got more and more dire until I was the last employee beyond my boss and his wife. I had nowhere else to hide; it was time to decide the path for my future. Behind door #1: taking another shot at college, having failed miserably in the first attempt, and door #2: calling it a day and looking for a job elsewhere in civil engineering.
I spent months meditating on the correct course of action and all of those old comments bubbled to the surface, bringing anger and shame with them. Somehow, I was deficient. Yes, I had talents, but I wasn’t doing anything with them. The spotlight turned back and pointed at me. The choices I had made all along had these exact consequences. It was at that moment I knew I’d never have any measure of peace with that hanging over my head.
While the iron was hot, I rushed to sign up at the local community college. I took two maximum-load semesters of classes to finish my Associate’s degree with a 3.6 GPA. Then I went to UNC-Charlotte for my Bachelor’s and Master’s degrees in mechanical engineering.
Suck it, bitches.
“Message!”
In hindsight, I half-jokingly blame this whole part of my life on movies and television. In most film, the hero of the story is reluctantly cast into some expansive adventure where he must learn to become strong. He struggles but eventually overcomes the villain and is rewarded.
I was waiting for the beginnings of my own Joseph Campbell “Hero’s Journey,” but no evil pirates showed up at my door to kidnap my brother. No aliens came to whisk me away to a far-off system where I’d need to fight off invaders to save the galaxy.
It was only me and my normal life, and the story wasn’t going to write itself. What goes down in the great book will be my responsibility, alone. This is why I’ve made plans for every aspect of my life from the physical to the spiritual and I wake up every morning excited to take the next step in adventures of my own design.
So, if you find yourself in a position where Every Day is Exactly the Same and you are not living the life you’d hoped, spend some time examining your part in it. Chances are, even if you’re a hard worker, having no direction means that you’re working hard at someone else’s goals. If you’re a slacker like me, definitely spend the time to figure out what you need to get moving….even if it is a whole load of spite and anger.
In future posts, I will discuss my journeys through the process of goal setting and achievement. That’s all for now.
Oh, one last thing: I was kidding about Stigmata. It’s friggin’ terrible.